where would I even start

I had to log into my blog to leave a comment on a friends blog, and to my astonishemt, alarm and i'm not gonna lie amusement, i haven't blogged in well over a year. Anyone who really knows me completely understands why, but it is a rather sad commentary on my life I have decided. So to appear a little more "sane" (I almost put "normal" HA HA HA HA HA) I will ATTEMPT to jot something down a little more often than every 18 months or so....
This should get me buy for at leat 2 months don't ya think???